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Originally published: 18 Jun, 2025
Last Updated: 2 months ago
+=+== About Me ==+=+
- Age: 26
- Pronouns: He/Him
- I'm obsessed with Bungie-Era Halo, my neocity should probably clue you in on that.
- I live with my wife, 1 year old daughter, and my 3 cats (Loki, Peach, and Olaf)
- I still use an iPod Video, absolutely love that thing. Have over 1,200 songs and still not nearly everything I want on it
- My default state is organized chaos, I know where everything is so long as I have it sitting out where I can see it. My desk is perpetually messy
- I like having little nick-knacks on my desk, I have a few rubber ducks that I found, one is a kinda alien looking one that I got visiting a crater. I have a ceramic penguin I painted. A Lego person keychain that my dad had (kinda looks like him a bit).
- I keep every love note/letter my wife has ever written me
- I have a hard time getting rid of things when they hold the slightest sentimental value, I still have my copy of GameInformer from like 2010, the one with Halo: Reach on the cover.
- I consume way too much Zuppa Toscana, it's been my comfort food since I was a kid and I regularly either make it at home or buy it from Olive Garden where I then down like 7 bowls and a block of cheese
- I do not have a single social media profile. No Facebook, Twitter (I'm not fucking calling it X), Instagram, LinkedIn, Mastadon, Reddit, Whatsapp, TikTok, NADA
- I do have a youtube channel for when I need to save a comfort series playlist or a music playlist
- I'm a bit of a toe walker, have been since I was a kid. Was mostly just emulating Halo Elites, now I just do it out of habit