Happy International Pirate Month!
It's August, aka ARR-gust, aka International Pirate Month!
As the resident bear pirate, I felt it was my duty to spread awareness of this month. If you would like to participate in the festivities, here's some ways on how:
- Write your next post entirely in pirate-speak
- Dress up as a pirate
- Drink rum (drink responsibly... or don't I'm not your dad)
- Commit Copyright Infringement
- Donate time/money to charities/humanitarian orgs (yeah I know pirates were all about plundering booty or whatever, shut up). I recommend charities/orgs like St. Jude Children's Hospital, local libraries, animal shelters, Doctors without Borders, local food banks.
- Listen to Sea Shanties (I personally dig The Longest Johns)
- If you got a boat, sail it (or paddle it, canoes/kayaks count)!
- Watch Pirates of the Caribbean
- Put up a black flag
- Whatever else you can think of
So get to it you scallywags and Happy International Pirate Month from you friendly* neighborhood pirate!
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