I Can't Imagine Being This Desperate for Attention
I came across a post recently from a person I've side-eyed for a very long time. For obvious reasons, I won't be linking to the blog owned by this particular weasel as to not grant them even more attention than what they clearly so desperately didn't get from their family, but IYKYK. If this gets de-listed, then so be it.
I've aired my bitch to this blogger before, their main blog last I talked about it was basically just regurgitating some lukewarm event and then asking 'wElL wHaT dO yOu ThInK?' I roasted them on my blog, and then moved on, having not engaged with their content (because that's all it really is, not art, just content with all the soul of a Mr. Beast clone).
I recently got shared a post from a friend about this blogger revealing they were the mastermind behind some shitpost ragebait blog that a collective 5ish people gave a fuck about, hell I hadn't even heard of this blog before. But golly gee does this yutz want you to know it was him all along like some unaired Scooby-Doo villain.
The reason? Attention. To "increase surface area". Evidently having writing the most low-effort, fence-sitting, unchallenging drivel wasn't getting him the attention he desired. Because it seems all they are capable of is doing the equivalent of a retweet. I wish I could say "boy uses a lot of words just to say nothing", but his word count is getting beat by your average Xitter post. Points for brevity I guess.
This is honestly more pathetic than the chick on TikTok who lied about being a Physician Assistant student at Duke. You mean to tell me, you engineered this whole blog being an asshole just to bring attention to your dimwitted blog?
Congratulations asshole, now you've got mine.
It's always telling about how unlikable a person truly is when they pull shit like this. People who have friends, loved ones, a life outside of the internet, integrity, charisma, skill, etc. don't do this shit. It's characteristic of the kinda low-consummate jackass that has so little to offer that they can only muster low-effort rage bait for attention. Absolute maidenless activities.
Oh, the cherry on top? He's even got a "fan" page where HE links people whom he thinks are fans like it's his Patreon page. I would love to borrow some of this dork's audacity because it's got all the cojones of a dude with a beer belly wearing a speedo, you can't see them, but the energy is there.
Yeah, you're getting attention, in the same way that one chick shitting herself during a Hyrox event got attention. All that attention because of the production of a shitty asshole.
So, if you're reading this dear OP, and I know you are, get some help. Go outside, get some friends, get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend, get a life.
Don't mistake this post for me being mad, I have to actually have liked you to be mad. It's just pathetic and I wanted to personally point and laugh at your sorry excuse of a marketing campaign.
Get fucked. Pirate out.
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