Just my thoughts #1
This a collection of thoughts I've had over the past week/month/when-the-hell-ever.
The Ultra-Rich are ultra fucking stupid. If you replace the entire workforce with robots, WHO IS GONNA BUY THE STUFF TO KEEP YOU RICH JEFF??
It baffles me how many conservatives are trying to do the mental gymnastics to justify the fucking ballroom being built in the white house. WASN'T THE WHOLE POINT OF YOU ELECTING HIM TO CUT "WASTEFUL" SPENDING.
We need to bring back the dunce cap
If we truly are made of "intelligent design" why the FUCK did got put capsaicin receptors in our anus? I already know the food was spicy GOD I didn't need to be reminded of it, but worse the next day.
Pineapple on pizza is fine if the pizza is cold, anything else should be treated as a war crime
I started thinking to myself "maybe I'm not super strict on how things ought to be", then 2 hours later got into lecturing my coworker on how her spork is the wrong shape.
The socialist in me leaving the nanosecond Green Day released the Warning 25th anniversary merch should be studied.
Need to get a new slip mat for my turntable, think of going with acryllic
I have been putting off mailing my XBOX to my friend to get the capacitors resoldered because I keep forgetting to go to walmart to get a box and bubble wrap.
Sometimes I like to gaslight myself into thinking I don't have ADHD or ASD, and then almost immediately get reminded why I'm medicated...
Pirate is wearing all-black converse, green pants, black Linkin Park shirt, red flannel
Pirate is feeling sick slightly
Pirate is listening to Green Day: Live at the Electric Factory
Pirate is playing Halo 3
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